The Bureau of Tiny Approvals

1Privacy Policy

We respect your privacy by the simplest possible means: we do not collect, store, or transmit any personal information about you. There is no account system, no login, and no newsletter.

What we do not do

• No cookies, and no browser storage (no localStorage or sessionStorage).
• No analytics, tracking pixels, fingerprinting, or advertising networks.
• No third-party embeds, social widgets, or external content loaded from other services.
• No selling, renting, or sharing of data — because we hold none.

Anything you type stays with you

If you use the "custom petition" feature to enter a name or request, that text is processed entirely inside your own web browser to display your certificate. It is never sent to us or to anyone else, and it is discarded the moment you refresh or close the page. We never see it.

Hosting and server logs

This website is delivered as static files by our hosting provider, Vercel. As is standard for virtually all web hosting, the provider may automatically record basic technical request information (such as IP address, browser type, and the time and files requested) in server logs to keep the service secure and reliable. This is ordinary hosting infrastructure operated by the provider; we do not use it to identify or profile visitors. For details, see the Vercel Privacy Policy.

Children

This site is general-audience entertainment and collects no personal data from anyone, including children.

Your rights

Because we do not hold any personal data about you, there is nothing for us to access, correct, export, or delete on request. If you have any questions, you are welcome to contact us using the details at the end of this notice.

2Terms of Use

By accessing or using this website you agree to these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.

Nature of the service

The Bureau of Tiny Approvals is a free novelty and entertainment website provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. We make no guarantee that it will be available, uninterrupted, error-free, or fit for any particular purpose.

Acceptable use

• Do not attempt to disrupt, attack, overload, probe, or otherwise interfere with the site or its infrastructure.
• Do not use the site for any unlawful purpose or in any way that interferes with others' enjoyment of it.
• Do not attempt to misrepresent the site's fictional output as genuine or official (see the Disclaimer below).

Intellectual property

The design, code, text, artwork, and the "Bureau of Tiny Approvals" name and branding are owned by the operator. You may view and enjoy the site for your own personal, non-commercial use. Please do not copy, redistribute, resell, or otherwise commercialize the site or its contents without prior written permission. Any petition text you personally enter remains yours; as noted above, it never leaves your browser and we store nothing.

No warranties & limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, the operator disclaims all warranties, whether express or implied, and shall not be liable for any damages or losses of any kind arising out of, or in connection with, your use of or inability to use the site.

Changes and governing law

We may update these terms from time to time; continued use of the site after any change constitutes acceptance of the revised terms. These terms are governed by the laws applicable to the operator's place of residence, and any dispute will be handled accordingly, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

3Disclaimer

A work of satire and fiction

The Bureau of Tiny Approvals is a work of fiction and satire. It is not a real government agency, regulatory body, court, or authority of any kind. The founding date of "1978," and all references to departments, acts, officials, and case files, are invented for comedic effect.

No real-world authority

Any "approval," "denial," "shrug," decree, certificate, stamp, or file number produced by this site is entirely fictional and carries no legal, official, governmental, contractual, or real-world effect, standing, or permission of any kind. It grants you nothing and obliges no one.

Not professional advice

Nothing on this site constitutes legal, financial, medical, or any other professional advice, and it should not be relied upon for any real decision. Use the site at your own discretion and for amusement only.

4Contact

For any questions about this notice, the site, or its privacy practices: