The Bureau of Tiny Approvals is a small interactive toy dressed as a 1978 desktop console. You are the sole officer on duty, and your job is to review a steady stream of absurd little petitions — requests for permission to do harmless, oddly specific things — and stamp each one APPROVED or DENIED.
The joke is bureaucratic solemnity applied to matters of no importance at all. Every decision feels weighty and official; none of it matters in the slightest. It is a gentle satire of red tape and rubber stamps, playable in a minute and complete in itself.
To use it, read each petition and stamp it APPROVED or DENIED. There is no wrong answer and no score — the authority is entirely yours, and entirely invented.
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